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| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 15:37:23z | Send another | FORTUNE.A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 15:21:51z | Send another | FORTUNE.Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 15:06:20z | Send another | FORTUNE.Restaurant package, not for resale. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 14:50:50z | Send another | FORTUNE.Herth's Law: He who turns the other cheek too far gets it in the neck. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 14:35:21z | Send another | FORTUNE.He is a man capable of turning any colour into grey. -- John LeCarre |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 14:04:20z | Send another | FORTUNE.Appendix: A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 13:48:51z | Send another | FORTUNE.Danger: do not shake. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 13:33:20z | Send another | FORTUNE."You must have an IQ of at least half a million." -- Popeye |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 13:17:51z | Send another | FORTUNE.Your canceled check is your receipt. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 13:02:19z | Send another | FORTUNE.I never did it that way before. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 12:46:51z | Send another | FORTUNE."It is easier to port a shell than a shell script." -- Larry Wall |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 12:31:21z | Send another | FORTUNE."Pok pok pok, P'kok!" -- Superchicken |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 12:15:52z | Send another | FORTUNE.Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 12:00:20z | Send another | FORTUNE.Small is beautiful. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 09:25:21z | Send another | FORTUNE.Are we live or on tape? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 09:09:51z | Send another | FORTUNE.Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 08:54:24z | Send another | FORTUNE.The discerning person is always at a disadvantage. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 07:21:21z | Send another | FORTUNE."I have a bone to pick, and a few to break." -- Anonymous |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 07:05:51z | Send another | FORTUNE.No sooner said than done -- so acts your man of worth. -- Quintus Ennius |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 06:50:20z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 06:03:51z | Send another | FORTUNE.Not only is UNIX dead, it's starting to smell really bad. -- Rob Pike |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 05:17:20z | Send another | FORTUNE.It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 05:01:52z | Send another | FORTUNE.Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 04:15:21z | Send another | FORTUNE.Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous". |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 03:59:51z | Send another | FORTUNE.The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal. -- Blair |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 03:44:20z | Send another | FORTUNE.That must be wonderful: I don't understand it at all. -- Moliere |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 02:57:54z | Send another | FORTUNE.War spares not the brave, but the cowardly. -- Anacreon |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 02:11:21z | Send another | FORTUNE.Contents may settle during shipment. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 01:55:54z | Send another | FORTUNE.I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 01:40:24z | Send another | FORTUNE.To be who one is, is not to be someone else. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 01:24:51z | Send another | FORTUNE.Invest in physics -- own a piece of Dirac! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 01:09:24z | Send another | FORTUNE.What is now proved was once only imagin'd. -- William Blake |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 00:53:54z | Send another | FORTUNE.Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 00:38:22z | Send another | FORTUNE.Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder. -- Sigmund Freud |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 00:22:51z | Send another | FORTUNE.I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/30 00:07:23z | Send another | FORTUNE.You are standing on my toes. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 23:51:51z | Send another | FORTUNE.When in doubt, follow your heart. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 23:05:21z | Send another | FORTUNE.Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 22:49:52z | Send another | FORTUNE.Always draw your curves, then plot your reading. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 22:34:22z | Send another | FORTUNE.Honk if you are against noise pollution! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 22:18:52z | Send another | FORTUNE.Licensed and bonded. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 22:03:22z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the cologne, now would I?" |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 21:47:52z | Send another | FORTUNE.Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. -- Anonymous |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 21:32:22z | Send another | FORTUNE.See label for sequence. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 21:16:52z | Send another | FORTUNE.Bondage maybe, discipline never! -- T.K. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 21:01:22z | Send another | FORTUNE.My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!" -- Sue Murphy |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 20:30:23z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE ... and I don't take any DRUGS |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 20:14:51z | Send another | FORTUNE.try again |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 19:28:24z | Send another | FORTUNE.The best way to avoid responsibility is to say, "I've got responsibilities." |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 19:12:53z | Send another | FORTUNE.Dry clean only. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 18:57:22z | Send another | FORTUNE.The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and high school counselors. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 18:41:53z | Send another | FORTUNE.From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first. -- Bertolt Brecht |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 17:55:22z | Send another | FORTUNE.It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -- Steven Wright |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 17:39:53z | Send another | FORTUNE.You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 17:24:22z | Send another | FORTUNE.It is only people of small moral stature who have to stand on their dignity. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 17:08:54z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will be awarded some great honor. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 16:53:24z | Send another | FORTUNE.Cynic, n.: Experienced. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 16:37:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 16:22:23z | Send another | FORTUNE.Iowa State -- the high school after high school! -- Crow T. Robot |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 16:06:51z | Send another | FORTUNE.This is the LAST time I take travel suggestions from Ray Bradbury! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 15:51:22z | Send another | FORTUNE.The days are all empty and the nights are unreal. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 14:18:24z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear. -- John Foreman |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 13:31:52z | Send another | FORTUNE.A handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 13:16:22z | Send another | FORTUNE.A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 13:00:52z | Send another | FORTUNE.The truth is rarely pure, and never simple. -- Oscar Wilde |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 12:29:52z | Send another | FORTUNE.Wad some power the giftie gie us To see oursels as others see us. -- R. Burns |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 11:58:53z | Send another | FORTUNE.How come we never talk anymore? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 10:56:52z | Send another | FORTUNE.Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 10:25:53z | Send another | FORTUNE.One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. -- George Herbert |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 10:10:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.Time and tide wait for no man. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 09:54:53z | Send another | FORTUNE.Whenever people agree with me, I always think I must be wrong. -- Oscar Wilde |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 08:52:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.Professional driver on closed track. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 08:37:23z | Send another | FORTUNE.So you're back... about time... |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 08:06:23z | Send another | FORTUNE."Can you program?" "Well, I'm literate, if that's what you mean!" |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 07:50:53z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will be run over by a beer truck. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 07:35:23z | Send another | FORTUNE.'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky! -- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 07:19:53z | Send another | FORTUNE.Don't SANFORIZE me!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 06:48:53z | Send another | FORTUNE.I wonder if I should put myself in ESCROW!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 06:33:23z | Send another | FORTUNE.It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 05:46:52z | Send another | FORTUNE.Half Moon tonight. (At least it's better than no Moon at all.) |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 05:31:22z | Send another | FORTUNE.Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 05:15:54z | Send another | FORTUNE.The man who runs may fight again. -- Menander |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 04:44:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 04:13:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 03:58:23z | Send another | FORTUNE.The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 03:42:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.Are you selling NYLON OIL WELLS?? If so, we can use TWO DOZEN!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 03:27:23z | Send another | FORTUNE.The three best things about going to school are June, July, and August. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 02:40:53z | Send another | FORTUNE.Sacred cows make great hamburgers. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 02:25:23z | Send another | FORTUNE.Am I elected yet? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 01:23:24z | Send another | FORTUNE.Don't stop to stomp ants when the elephants are stampeding. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 01:07:58z | Send another | FORTUNE. "The jig's up, Elman." "Which jig?" -- Jeff Elman |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/29 00:36:52z | Send another | FORTUNE.Happiness is a hard disk. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/28 23:50:24z | Send another | FORTUNE.A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/28 22:32:54z | Send another | FORTUNE.Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/28 22:01:53z | Send another | FORTUNE.No Canadian coins. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/28 21:46:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.Keep away from edge. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/28 21:30:53z | Send another | FORTUNE.Absence makes the heart grow fonder. -- Sextus Aurelius |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/28 21:15:23z | Send another | FORTUNE.Time sharing: The use of many people by the computer. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/28 20:59:54z | Send another | FORTUNE.Bounders get bound when they are caught bounding. -- Ralph Lewin |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/28 20:44:24z | Send another | FORTUNE.Yow! I'm imagining a surfer van filled with soy sauce! |